What’s something about sex you think is pointless or overrated?

I’ll start with shower sex. Showers are great for foreplay, or for aftercare, but actual sex in the shower? I’m not a massive fan

How about you?

  • BeetschnappsEnglish
    418·
    10 days ago

    Anal lovers need to calm down and just admit they have a poop fetish. It’s coprophagia plain and clear.

    The fetishizing of assholes to the extent Lemmy users CONSTANTLY talk about anal, eating assholes, looking at a gross grody looking fat people’s dark greasy hemorrhoids like it’s a sexy selfie… serious you all need to cool it. You basically eat shit and love it, we get it. It’s gross. Please, there’s no value in sharing to the world how shitty you are.

    Saying you love looking at an asshole, digging into it, eating it… just stop calling it that and own up to the fact that you’re shitty sounding, likely full of shit smell, and you like it. You should be shit on as much as you praise it, that’s clearly who you are. But really, you’re a minority and no one cares to hear about shit as much as you love shit.

    Edit: I clearly struck a shit covered nerve. No one responding but clearly they vote with their feces.

    Must be a lot of shit eating folks there Randers… they must feel triggered getting called out for the shit in their teeth.

    • SmuttyLad@fedinsfw.appMEnglish
      8·
      10 days ago

      Locking this comment chain, and consider this a warning. Please do try to be respectful and considerate of others.

      The purpose of this comm is to be able to have open conversations regarding NSFW topics, not shit-talking (hah) one another.

    • playfulkittykat@pawb.socialEnglish
      51·
      10 days ago

      Wow, this is definitely a hot take. You might need to look into getting a Japanese-style bidet.

      And for the record, if there’s any shit, rimming is off the table.

      • BeetschnappsEnglish
        12·
        10 days ago

        Totally a hot take! You’re assuming you’re going to avoid the very source of shit while burying your face in it then saying shits presence is off the table?

        Is it so crazy to say obsessions out-weigh common sense if you’re face first with an asshole while pretending you don’t want a bunch of shit???

        You’re pretending of common sense over shitting assholes is weird…

        Like having a sexual obsession is one thing, but obsessing over a shit portal where porn stars specifically say you should expect shit to show up…

        Yea everyone else has the hot take… frankly I’d take the non-hot take if it means less feces.

      • BeetschnappsEnglish
        13·
        10 days ago

        “ looking at a gross grody looking fat people’s dark greasy hemorrhoids like it’s a sexy selfie…”

        Define the hard take there… would you like a few choice photos?

      • BeetschnappsEnglish
        14·
        10 days ago

        If any shit is present…

        Do you not understand how fucking stupid you sound?

        If any shit is present? Bitch you’re face is deep in the source of it all moron! What the fuck do you expect to be present when you shove your face into an asshole???

        • imadethis@fedinsfw.appEnglish
          6·
          10 days ago

          Eh, the mouth is the fount of vomit, but I bet you don’t mind kissing it. If you clean down there, you shouldn’t be encountering shit during the act. As a fellow ‘not anal lover,’ I can assure you, it still feels good to the other party. Use a dental dam, douche before sex, and encourage them to use a butt plug during vaginal sex (because both being filled is so much better).