You’re allowed anything on the planet

No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate

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    A slice of pizza, a piece of Carnegie Deli cheesecake, and a small saucer of fentanyl.

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      Any particular pizza?

      Is the fent right after the cheesecake or are you giving yourself a bit of digestion time first?

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        I don’t know, anything good, the food is too hard to pick. I love NY style, I love Chicago style, I love Detroit style, I love Neapolitan. It’s all magical.

        I mostly just want the fentanyl to go out in peace/quickly.

        …I’m hoping that’s how it works. I don’t actually know, but I figure a full saucer should do the trick, surely.