Well, I’ll be honest with you all. This here tape’s military applications are legion! Truly grasping the array of options here, often leaves lesser men whimpering in the face of that freedom. So, you gotta ask yourself: you gonna cry about it, or are you gonna bitchslap that problem solved and roar at whatever challenger’s in the wings? Grip that roll of answers. Dole out justice. We’ll make more.
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Well, I’ll be honest with you all. This here tape’s military applications are legion! Truly grasping the array of options here, often leaves lesser men whimpering in the face of that freedom. So, you gotta ask yourself: you gonna cry about it, or are you gonna bitchslap that problem solved and roar at whatever challenger’s in the wings? Grip that roll of answers. Dole out justice. We’ll make more.