original post here: https://alx.lemmy.blahaj.zone/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/42439233

so i’m happy to let y’all know that my two 50 lb sandbags are finally getting work as my sex machine stabilizers. haha. more use than they were getting before 💀

and i was finally able to scratch that weird “itch” i was having (metaphorical, not literal. i’m not dealing with an infection of some kind); as a result, i was able to have cervical orgasms, something i have not done before or managed to replicate since. still! new experience. very hot (temperature) orgasms, really interesting

however, with all this progress, i’m dealing with a new issue that i’m not quite sure how to solve. at the particular angle the sex machine is at (doing me doggy style, basically), it’s very hard to re-lubricate the toy on it. i got a little lube shooter and that seems to… help a little bit? but ultimately it seems like all the lube eventually ends up outside of me 💀 silicone moment

i buy my lube in… decent quantities, just off of amazon, but they come with a pump head, and while i normally like it, it’s pretty hard to get the correct angle with it to re-apply it while bent over

after writing this, i realized it would probably be easier with one of those lube bottles you just like… click down and tilt the bottle (think like a sliquid bottle). so maybe i will buy one of those and refill it with the cheaper lube lol

but happy to take other suggestions, if you have them! and, everyone loves an update post, right?

(he/him pronouns thanks!)

  • SaneMartigan
    5·
    24 days ago

    In machining, eg, milling metal with a CNC, they use a continuous flow lubrication system to constantly be spraying lubricant onto the surface being milled. It’s set up with a sink at the bottom to filter it and send it back up for re-use.

    I imagine this would be a heap of lube and a difficult catch for personal use but the idea of having a lubrication hose somewhere that could add lube to the “action” with minimal effort.

    • A dripper - Hang a bottle of lube with a little hole in it so that it drips at a desired location and pace?
    • A pump - add a length of tube to a pump pack of lube and tape the tube so it squirts onto the action, reach down between your legs to get good coverage.
    • I use Pjur brand which is higher quality lube and seems to last longer, maybe try different brands.
    • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      1·
      24 days ago

      i’ll have to mull on this, i WISH i could reuse the lube, i have these puppy pads it’s just becoming huge puddles on 😭

      i think, ideally, such a device would be mounted / compatible with the sex machine itself

      mostly replying because you reminded me of another person who commented on the last post, also talking about machines and forces and stuff… i think i admire the way y’all think

      also, considering the situation as if i am a person who needs an industrial kind of fucking is… pretty funny. it’s true 😅

      • SaneMartigan
        2·
        24 days ago

        I was a bouncer at kink and fetish clubs, nothing surprises me.

        You could look to find an assistant to apply the lube.

        • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          2·
          24 days ago

          i also had that thought, but if i had an assistant, then i probably wouldn’t need the machine, huh? ha-cha-cha!

          (/hj, i could probably find people at e.g. a club, like you mentioned, but, despite my openness about posting about it, bottoming is kind of a more personal / intimate act for me; if i felt comfortable with someone there, it would probably be someone i would be interested in having sex with anyways)

          ((not that there isn’t a world where i get involved with someone who is ace but doesn’t mind lending a hand, i guess…))

      • SaneMartigan
        2·
        24 days ago

        Puppy pads? Consider a one side lined picnic blanket as the whole thing will fit in the washing machine.

        • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          2·
          23 days ago

          the usage of puppy pads here are a minority of the use cases for them; mostly, i ejaculate a TON, and well… the waterproof blanket i have doesn’t handle it very well 💀 unless i wanna be sitting in a puddle. so how do the picnic blankets handle a lot of water?

          also i’d need to get like… idk a week’s supply or smth 💀 that’s definitely more of a daily usage 😭

          • SaneMartigan
            2·
            23 days ago

            I don’t really have an answer, seems like a how long is a piece of string situation.