DES MOINES, IA— Hoping to initiate a casual chat with an average citizen during his campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) reportedly said, “Ah, pissing, I love to piss,” this week when attempting to strike up a conversation with a voter. “Boy, do I just adore pissing. What a great way to…
You have to forgive Ron. He’s used to having enough room to have a tied up prisoner in front of hm when he pisses. Urinals make him claustrophobic.