“I’m trying, but no one wants my spells badly enough to offer me their firstborn.”
“They won’t let me back into the orphanage after the last…incident.”
“I’m looking into this new thing called ‘advanced surrogacy’ where they conceive, gestate, AND care for the baby for you! It’s great, my siblings are already doing it.”
“You remember the root canal I had? Turns out they pulled the wrong thing out. Crazy, right?”
“If you want grandkids so bad why don’t you have them?”
“I’m trying, but no one wants my spells badly enough to offer me their firstborn.”
“They won’t let me back into the orphanage after the last…incident.”
“I’m looking into this new thing called ‘advanced surrogacy’ where they conceive, gestate, AND care for the baby for you! It’s great, my siblings are already doing it.”
“You remember the root canal I had? Turns out they pulled the wrong thing out. Crazy, right?”
“If you want grandkids so bad why don’t you have them?”