"So I was trying to write reviews of a bunch of hit indie games I played recently. Then I got overwhelmed by the pointlessness of video game reviews these days and had to take a long nap.
And, I mean, pro reviews are pointless, right? If a game has a big enough budget or following and isn’t actively on fire, it gets a 9. If it is a competently made but low-budget indie, like mine, it gets a 7. If you read the actual review (nobody does), it’s a collection of facts about the game you could easily get from watching the trailer. Throw in a couple of comments from the reviewer about whether they like this genre or not, mix in 3 or 4 ham-handed political comments, and you got a review! Hit send!"
Tbh, to me nonsense negative reviews are a good sign. They don’t influence my opinion about the product (“I’m not looking for burgers so I don’t care that this guy was disappointed that there were no burgers”), but they show me that the company doesn’t force the deletion of bad reviews.
I’ve had it a few times before that e.g. I went to a doctor with perfect 5-star-reviews, only to find out that they suck and they sue anyone who leaves negative reviews.
If I see perfect 5-stars on something, that’s when I get really sceptical. I’d never go to a doctor, a restaurant or a craftsman with perfect 5-star score.