According to all the right-wingers…Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history…while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop…
When my wife’s old laptop bit the dust, she jokingly said I should blank the hard drive put it on ebay as “hunter bidens laptop” and start the bidding at what we originally paid for the laptop.
I really thought about it but figured it would just cause trouble for us.
Description: This 2021 Dell XPS 13 was definitely not owned by Hunter Biden and we do not know why you would think that. It features a 13.4" screen, which Hunter Biden most certainly did not use to look at child pornography, a 4.1 GhZ Intel Core i3-1115G4 with integrated GPU, which did not process video calls between Hunter and Joe Biden where Hunter used his connections with Joe as leverage in Burisma, 8GB LPDDR4x 4267MHz memory, which was not used to cache videos Hunter took of himself naked as he recorded them, and a 256GB PCIe NVMe SSD which ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT contain any compromising material about either Hunter or Joe Biden which would end the Biden presidency and tank any chances of re-election.
You know, if you do a curve fit on that data, you’ll see that US Presidents have become more criminal over time.
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Where is Joe Biden hiding all those bodies?
According to all the right-wingers…Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history…while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop…
When my wife’s old laptop bit the dust, she jokingly said I should blank the hard drive put it on ebay as “hunter bidens laptop” and start the bidding at what we originally paid for the laptop.
I really thought about it but figured it would just cause trouble for us.
Should’ve just gone with “NOT Hunter Bidens Laptop”
“Definitely not Hunter Biden’s Laptop”
Description: This 2021 Dell XPS 13 was definitely not owned by Hunter Biden and we do not know why you would think that. It features a 13.4" screen, which Hunter Biden most certainly did not use to look at child pornography, a 4.1 GhZ Intel Core i3-1115G4 with integrated GPU, which did not process video calls between Hunter and Joe Biden where Hunter used his connections with Joe as leverage in Burisma, 8GB LPDDR4x 4267MHz memory, which was not used to cache videos Hunter took of himself naked as he recorded them, and a 256GB PCIe NVMe SSD which ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT contain any compromising material about either Hunter or Joe Biden which would end the Biden presidency and tank any chances of re-election.
Price: $650
Just post it as “laptop from hell” and refuse to elaborate. Some Qnut will definitely buy it
In the basement of a certain pizza place in DC.
No one would ever think to check it twice.
Wait, that happened twice?
Pizzagate
Checks out.
Biden would be tied for second and third highest offender in that curve.
Mighty sus…