You are her personal seat-warmer. It is one of your many purposes as her owner slave. Every time you sit down, it’s because you’re doing your job of warming a piece of furniture for your cat to enjoy later. Honestly, it’s kind of weird how you keep trying to go back to spots you’ve already warmed. Don’t you get it? It’s not cold yet, you don’t need to come back to it. Now go get a treat for your master, I can hear her meowing.