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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

UK told to not give next Prime Minister a name as to not get attached before they resign

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UK told to not give next Prime Minister a name as to not get attached before they resign

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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UK told to not give next Prime Minister a name as to not get attached before they resign – The Chaser
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"We don't even know if the next PM will last long enough for anyone to learn their name, so why bother putting in all that effort?"
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    the last FIVE prime ministers didn’t reach 5 years. the longest serving was Theresa Fucking May.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Records_of_prime_ministers_of_the_United_Kingdom#Most

    there’s currently 8 (soon to be NINE) living former prime ministers. That’s fucking ridiculous. If they actually served 5 years each, that would have taken 45 bloody years, and you’d think some of them would have died by then.

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      This means being prime minister is a rather achievable goal now. Anyone could make it.

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        Incoming Prime Minister Ali G. Respec.

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          Restecp?

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          why not, they would love another zionist POS

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        its also good on your 'resume"

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      might as well use cabbages instead of human PMs.

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