Maybe I ought to buy him a coloring book to practice on.

  • Jessicat
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    14 hours ago

    I tell them (provided it’s a man), “I hope you don’t fuck like you park or you’d never make it in”. Usually gets a laugh and the decent ones go fix the parking job.