I get hella stoned and watch Foodfight! at least once a year. It’s my “favorite” movie.
Everything about it, from the implied beastiality between Charlie Sheen and Hillary Duff, to the weird gay bat, to the shitweasel
is a masterclass in what not to do in a movie. It transcends badness and becomes something sublime. The entire plot is about how store brands/generics are Nazis, and one of the Nazis absolutely chews the scenery in a way that makes Brian Blessed look reserved.


When I was a kid I was home sick with the flu. I slept all day. After the fever broke I was up for a while. Strange Brew and Real Men both came on TV back-to-back and I watched them both. Had never heard of either one. I thought I was having some weird fever dream, especially after Dave Thomas drank all that beer, and when Jim Belushi activated the pencil.