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minus-squareFollyDollylinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 days agoImagine being so out of shape you can’t even dispose of a body.
minus-squareCapuccinoCorettolinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoA good friend helps you move a couch. A great friend helps you move bodies.
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 days agoA truly loyal friend will help you move books.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days ago“They say a good friend will bail you outta jail. The hell they would. A good friend would be sitting on the bench next to you in the cell smoking a cigarette and saying ‘she didn’t look like no cop.’”
Imagine being so out of shape you can’t even dispose of a body.
A good friend helps you move a couch. A great friend helps you move bodies.
A truly loyal friend will help you move books.
“They say a good friend will bail you outta jail. The hell they would. A good friend would be sitting on the bench next to you in the cell smoking a cigarette and saying ‘she didn’t look like no cop.’”