In the grim darkness of the grim dark grimness of the future, there is only war. Grim, dark war. War that sinisterly grims with darkness. One could say the grimness of the dark war against grim darkness is so grim it envelops the whole universe in darkness.

And in this grim dark war in the grim dark future the dark evil of chaos emerges out of the grimness of the void, threatening to plunge the Empire into a darkness so grim, it will shake even the most resolute true faithful adherent of the Emperor.

Only the grim, unshakeable soldiers of the empire stand against the darkness of chaos, bolstered by the Emperors light against the grim dark grimness of the grim dark darkness of the grim dark forces of chaos…