Let me know when we can start trading pollution futures. Ideally I can make money by dumping chemicals into a specific reflecting pool.
Nvm, that’s just “prediction” markets. Fuck me. I try to make a joke about how ridiculous this reality is by being even more absurd - and it’s already a reality. This is why satire is dead.
So now communities just have to pursue net-negative emissions goals?
Let me know when we can start trading pollution futures. Ideally I can make money by dumping chemicals into a specific reflecting pool.
Nvm, that’s just “prediction” markets. Fuck me. I try to make a joke about how ridiculous this reality is by being even more absurd - and it’s already a reality. This is why satire is dead.