• ceenote
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    14 hours ago

    I know we’re talking about the worst of the worst, but does anyone really deserve an eternity with Mitch McConnell?

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      11 hours ago

      Maybe trump and mitch can get stuck together arguing about who messed up the country the most.

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        12 hours ago

        What did Satan ever do to you?

        God has killed billions, Satan just chills out in Hell with his homies.

        • WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.