ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoFIFA confirm USA goals to count double for remainder of World Cup tournamentnewsthump.comexternal-linkmessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down14
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minus-squarehuppakeelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoJust in: fifa doubles the double points for the US. O ehm, and -1 if you play against the US. Also red cards for everybody who’s not the US. Also free Fifa World Peace Price if you are president of the US. Go USA!
Just in: fifa doubles the double points for the US. O ehm, and -1 if you play against the US. Also red cards for everybody who’s not the US. Also free Fifa World Peace Price if you are president of the US. Go USA!