ickplantM to Bats · 15 days agoBat Fact: Bats will eat the parasite that can lay eggs in human genitaliaimagemessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1169arrow-down1imageBat Fact: Bats will eat the parasite that can lay eggs in human genitaliaickplantM to Bats · 15 days agomessage-square28linkfedilinkfile-text
Source 1: https://www.earth.com/news/bats-assist-farmers-by-consuming-harmful-pests/ Source 2: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5303781/
minus-squareFrankFranksonlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·15 days agoThis is one of the many reasons I fill my pants with bats.
minus-squareAlvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoI want at least 2 more reasons (Hard mode: no sexual reasons)
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 days agoto tell people that you have bats in your pants and to be able to scare people who you have not told
minus-squareAlvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoImplying that the scary part is the surprise and not the actual situation?
This is one of the many reasons I fill my pants with bats.
I want at least 2 more reasons
(Hard mode: no sexual reasons)
to tell people that you have bats in your pants and to be able to scare people who you have not told
Implying that the scary part is the surprise and not the actual situation?