While we’re on fashion, I will see your JNCOs and raise you Iori Yagami’s pants complete with straitjacket strap connecting both legs:

…Because when the hell else am I ever going to be able to trot out that piece of trivia? You know, perfect for a guy who kicks people for a living.

I still miss my JNCOs, though. Imagine my surprise to learn that they’re apparently still around.