SwissArmyKazoo to Ask Lemmy · 2 days agoWhat's one giant LIE that's frequently taught in schools as a lesson?message-squaremessage-square219linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down18
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareWhat's one giant LIE that's frequently taught in schools as a lesson?SwissArmyKazoo to Ask Lemmy · 2 days agomessage-square219linkfedilink
minus-squareNABDadlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 hours agoMe coming up with excuses for missing work in High School: “Um, my parents both died in a horrible accident, I got cancer, and my dog ate my textbook.” Me coming up with excuses for missing work in my job: “Yeah, I didn’t do it.”
minus-squarecatboy_slim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoAnd at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.
Me coming up with excuses for missing work in High School: “Um, my parents both died in a horrible accident, I got cancer, and my dog ate my textbook.”
Me coming up with excuses for missing work in my job: “Yeah, I didn’t do it.”
And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.