• Zachariah
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    4 days ago

    𝗠𝗲: I’m going to eat healthy.

    𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗲: I’m going to give you explosive diarrhea.

    𝗢𝗿𝗲𝗼𝘀-𝗶𝗻-𝘁𝗵𝗲-𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: I would never do that to you.