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minus-squareKenny2999linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·2 days ago" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·2 days agoIf it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
minus-squarepostmateDumbasslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoBetter keep that original packaging.
minus-squareskittle07crusher@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day ago“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
minus-squareantitomi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoIt’s the material of the future.
" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
Better keep that original packaging.
“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
It’s the material of the future.