• quarkquasar
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    2 days ago

    Kramer: Boys, what if I told you everything you’ve ever thought you believed was a lie, reality is a dream, and we’re the only ones who can save the ENTIRE human race‽

    Jerry: Eh, I’d have to think about it.

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      2 days ago

      A car speeds to a stop beside you. Kramer in the passenger seat, Mel Gibson driving.

      “Get in,” Kramer says, “we need to save humanity.”

      Select your character:

      1. Pete Hegseth
      2. Some black Jewish dude