• Buddahriffic
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    5 days ago

    That is simply not true, strawberries don’t come from just dirt, water, and light. Air is also a necessary component. So strawberries are dirt, water, light, and air. Once you include that, it should be obvious why they are so delicious.

    • Abyssian
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      5 days ago

      Better in syrup, blended with tequila, triple sec, and ice.

      • Buddahriffic
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        5 days ago

        Aka reduced plant blood, juices from rotten blue agave, and juices from rotten oranges, and water.

        Simplified to more dirt, water, light, and air.

        Though that dirt can also be simplified to minerals, other elements, water, light, and air.

        Ah screw it, let’s keep going and simplify it all to hydrogen. You can add some trace amounts of helium and lithium, but it isn’t necessary as long as you add enough hydrogen (but it’s a LOT).

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      5 days ago

      this guy’s a strawberry bender.