• Abyssiandeleted by creator
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    3 months ago

    If you’d like to give it a go just start abusing meth and/or opiates so you stop going poo, but continue eating large pizzas because you’re a tubby fuck. Just have an exorcist and therapist both on speed dial.

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      3 months ago

      lol sounds like you have experience in this. if I try it I’ll make sure to think of you <3

    • Digit@lemmy.today
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      2 months ago

      I managed to accomplish this without the meth/opiates.

      I nearly killed myself with one of those shits, from when I got the insane notion human biology could survive on a diet of mostly ice cream.

      Took months of large amounts of strong laxatives to get it to eventually go.