• fartographer
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    13 hours ago

    In the 2004 documentary*, The Punisher, we learn that you can be burned by something so hot that you won’t feel it, you’ll only smell the fat burning, and then you’ll feel cold instead of hot. We know that this is accurate because John Travolta’s average disgruntled employee screams when touched with a popsicle since burning heat is actually cold*.

    This is how we know that datacenters in space will easily cool off, because, as further evidenced by water nearly immediately crystallizing, the heat of space is actually popsicles*.

    ~* /s not included. some assembly required.~