AI AI …. Oh :(

  • dhork
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    arrow-down
    16
    ·
    8 hours ago

    I asked ChatGPT:

    Write me a poem in the style of Old MacDonald, only the farmer is farming AI slop

    ChatGPT said:

    Old MacSlopper had a farm,
    A-I, A-I, oh!
    And on that farm he rendered sludge,
    A-I, A-I, oh!

    With a prompt-prompt here,
    And a “vibe” there,
    Here a shrug, there a shrug,
    Every fact a blurry smudge.
    Old MacSlopper had a farm,
    A-I, A-I, oh!

    He grew six-fingered CEOs,
    A-I, A-I, oh!
    And smiling stock-photo astronauts
    Who baked artisanal sourdough.

    With a glitch-glitch here,
    And a blur there,
    Here a watermark, there an ear,
    Extra elbows far too near.
    Old MacSlopper had a farm,
    A-I, A-I, oh!

    He harvested hot takes by the bale,
    A-I, A-I, oh!
    “Top Ten Secrets Doctors Fear!”
    Freshly copied without care.

    With a listicle here,
    And a buzzword there,
    Here “game-changing,” there “synergy,”
    Nothing saying anything.
    Old MacSlopper had a farm,
    A-I, A-I, oh!

    He fed the bots more bot-made feed,
    A-I, A-I, oh!
    The slop begat more shiny slop,
    An endless beige stampede.

    With a churn-churn here,
    And a paste there,
    Here a rewrite, there a splice,
    Every sentence warmed up twice.
    Old MacSlopper had a farm,
    A-I, A-I, oh!

    Then one day the server sighed,
    A-I, A-I, oh!
    “Please upload a human thought…”
    404’d and quietly cried.

    With a “hmm…” here,
    And a pause there,
    Here an insight, rare indeed—
    Nothing left from slop to feed.
    Old MacSlopper closed the farm…
    A-I… I… oh.

      • dhork
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        7 hours ago

        It might be worth pushing OpenAI that much closer to insolvency

          • ltd-attn@lemmy.ca
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            6 hours ago

            If you have a chance, listen to John Stewart podcast with Cory Doctorow… they seem to be burning much more than 34B. AI is a very effective money furnace.

          • dhork
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            6 hours ago

            You are still technically solvent as long as you can pay your bills, even if you are using someone else’s money to do it.

    • bizarroland
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      6 hours ago

      I’m going to send you an upvote not because you had AI write you a poem, which was bad, but because you were at least honest about it.

      Don’t take the downvotes personally. A lot of people are anti-AI, and that’s their prerogative. If you want to use AI, keep being honest about it, even if it gets you downvotes.