• Impractical_Island
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    3 months ago

    Relax, you were the condom on your dad’s penis when he conceived you in your mother, too. We all are the condoms of undefiled gods n goddesses n other gendered deities, that is what nanna said, and thus I say it to you because god help me they’re going to shoot me with the bb gun again if I don’t ramp up the dibbly-gibbly-goo good goodness in this bitch.