• OldChicoAle
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    7 days ago

    Caging billionaire peinses until they die of sexual frustration is also my fetish.

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      7 days ago

      you joke, but i’ve had the displeasure – and also the pleasure to be honest – of know that many of them get off on this.

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      While they watch their money be spent on public programs until they no longer are billionaires.

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        My post-MAGA proposal is the “America First Fund” (irony intended), which is where we put all the fines and confiscations from MAGA/ Sociopathic Oligarch Crimes. That fund will be the seed money for all the Socialist social programs we’re going to start - Healthcare, College/ Trade School, Pre-school, Student Loan Forgiveness, etc.

        And fines for Sociopathic Oligarchs will be a minimum of $1 billion per criminal count, including confiscation of entire corporations and even family estates that have behaved poorly, to be dismantled profitably, or operated properly, with all proceeds going to the America First Fund. Musk, Zuckerfuck, Bezos, Ellison, TRUMP, etc. will find themselves and their families destitute, and as the Founding Fathers of MAGA, they will be INELIGIBLE for any government assistance.

        We’ll make the MAGA Traitor Pedophiles pay for it all. They won’t be needing all that money anyway, where they’re going.