By Katie Bo Lillis, Zachary Cohen, CNN (CNN) — The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas. “We are looking for new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran,” an officer in US Central Command’s
The gay bomb you won a Nobel peace prize for? Why don’t you use that? Nothing more destructive to a religious totalitarian government than turning gay. And while you’re at it drop it in red states too, maybe they’d be less pent up and murdery if they finally came out of the closet.
But if it makes all combatants equally gay and equally rapey is cancels each other out. They could just man-train it in a circle. Now just throw in the brown sound weapon and this would be something worthy of Newgrounds flash animation in 2008
The gay bomb you won a Nobel peace prize for? Why don’t you use that? Nothing more destructive to a religious totalitarian government than turning gay. And while you’re at it drop it in red states too, maybe they’d be less pent up and murdery if they finally came out of the closet.
You see we call it the gay bomb but it’s actually the rape bomb. Do with this info what you will
Canola bomb is actually preferred for marketing purposes nowadays
But if it makes all combatants equally gay and equally rapey is cancels each other out. They could just man-train it in a circle. Now just throw in the brown sound weapon and this would be something worthy of Newgrounds flash animation in 2008