The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad JokesEnglish · 12 hours agoSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down125
arrow-up1298arrow-down1imageSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a barmedia.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad JokesEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square27linkfedilink
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoNah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
minus-squareJohandea@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoIf so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
minus-squarelando55@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoI don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
minus-squaresqw@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 hours agoif you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police
Or not attempted
Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
if you’re attempting murder without the crow pun context we’re gonna need to call the real police