• Stern
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    1 month ago

    Man says he won’t kick puppies or burn down orphanages.

      • PattyMcB
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        1 month ago

        …as a policy. If it happens now, he has an excuse.

    • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au
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      1 month ago

      Man says he will not buy more accelerant or new shoes for the purposes of burning down orphanages and kicking puppies. No word on current stocks, non-specialty shoes, or fertilizer. Dude’s gotta farm sometimes yk?