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minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·2 months agoYou’re right. We need to divert all the oil resources to carbon capture plants immediately!
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 months agoAll of them! Drill baby drill! How else will we power the carbon capture machines?
minus-squarePhotoniclinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoOlive oil and canola oil too? But what am I going to cook with?
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoPetroleum.
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 months agoOh shit. No but we can’t use those for carbon capture. They’re bad.
minus-squarePhotoniclinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoOh well, guess we will have to manually capture the carbon then
Getting closer, but not quite there yet
You’re right. We need to divert all the oil resources to carbon capture plants immediately!
What oil resources?
All of them! Drill baby drill! How else will we power the carbon capture machines?
Olive oil and canola oil too? But what am I going to cook with?
Petroleum.
Is it a seed oil?
Oh shit. No but we can’t use those for carbon capture. They’re bad.
Oh well, guess we will have to manually capture the carbon then