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WhatsHerBucket to Dad JokesEnglish · 1 month ago

The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

WhatsHerBucket to Dad JokesEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    1 month ago

    How long, exactly? About three feet?

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      You need to meter these jokes.

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        Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

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          just inching his way to his next joke

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            I guarantee the next one won’t measure up

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