Full title: A 44-year-old man went to the hospital after pus began oozing from his chest, where doctors discovered a knife that had been embedded in his body for eight years. According to the report, he showed no signs of chest pain, breathing problems, coughing, or fever, and was otherwise in good health.
Could you imagine being the person who stabbed him and just watching him walk away and not even react?
They were so intrigued by the experience of cutting into someone and seeing them live through the event that they turned away from a life of crime and went to school to become a surgeon. Now, 8 years later, a familiar face shows up in the waiting room…
Dibs on the movie rights
Just give me a cut.
Hang on, I should rephrase that.
Yeah, you should take another stab at it.
clarence you stabby bastard fuck off
every time a chump gets shanked an angel gets his wings!
Some rapier wits around here, any way you slice it.
Plus he stole your knife!
Probably very very drunk and didn’t remember anything.