I recently got a lava lamp. They take an hour or two to warm up before they become the trippy, moving “lava” they’re known for. Sometimes while warming, the blob inside becomes contorted into bizarre shapes. Usually they remind me of specimen jars in some mad scientist’s lab.

This time, it apparently transformed into a bird.

Edit to add:

Apparently we need a /c/MildlyPenis community.

  • Whats_your_reasoningOP
    7·
    10 hours ago

    … I’m starting to worry about the shapes of y’all’s dicks now.

    Or maybe I’m desensitized because I’ve seen this thing definitely makes more phallic shapes sometimes, so this doesn’t register in comparison.