• @Sanctus
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    2611 months ago

    These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I’m gonna crank my hog again 🙏

    • @wwaxen
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      911 months ago

      “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.”

      “And a half?”

      “Well, it’s 10 times, now.”

    • @betterdeadthanreddit
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      811 months ago

      They’re just seeking insight on why the second coming takes so long to achieve.