I’m a big believer in sticking with the team you initially land on (fuck the fair weather fans / glory hunters who jump been Man City, Chelsea, and Man United!).

But I feel like a special dispensation should be given to spuds fans who chose their club during childhood. That’s such a huge, catastrophically bad decision. They chose objectively the wrong North London club. But they were just foolish kids, ya know? They should be given a release path just once. If they are wise they will ruin away from those lilywhite clowns for good.