• @demlet
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    51 year ago

    I’ve always heard that if you encounter an aggressive grizzly you need to curl up in a ball and pray. There’s not much else you can do…

    • @GCanuck
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      61 year ago

      Wear running shoes. You don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to be faster than your companions.

      Another bear joke. I’ve got a million of them.

      • @solstice
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        1 year ago

        I just make sure to hike with friends with small children so we can toss one of the kids to the bear while we escape. Sorry Timmy, you gotta take one for the team big guy!

        • kamenLady.
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          11 year ago

          You would have to let go of the twins, or the bear will just have more appetite after one small snack.