Reasons That I, a Billionaire, Am Still Miserable
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“I accidentally wore last season’s cashmere to an event where everyone else was wearing this season’s cashmere, and now I have to fake my own death.”

Money turns out to be remarkably effective at solving money problems. The other ones are apparently their own department

  • TrackinDaKrakenEnglish
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    3 months ago

    They still think they’re better off with it than without it. They might be right. They’re just incompetent cowards when it comes to real life. Not only unwilling, but unable to deal with life as it comes, because they never learned how. Take money and fame away from these parasites, and they’d be dead inside a month, by their own hand and stupid mistakes.