• @MrJameGumb
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    241 year ago

    If Cotton Eye Joe doesn’t get your motor running then there’s something very wrong with you

    • Bizarroland
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      1 year ago

      Maybe it’s me, a song about getting cucked by a half blind swedish fiddle player in rural appalachia leaves me limper than a sweaty spaghetti noodle in Ted Cruz’s butt crack.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        131 year ago

        Please stop, I can only be come so erect

    • @[email protected]
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      61 year ago

      That would be #1 on my wife’s list if I let her control the music (she never let’s a song play for more than 30s)