sanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish · 1 month agoThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todayimagemessage-square220linkfedilinkarrow-up1399arrow-down138file-text
arrow-up1361arrow-down1imageThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todaysanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square220linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAnn ArchylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·1 month ago…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
minus-squarewatson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoRemind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·29 days agoOne other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.” OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
Joke’s on you, that’s my fetish.