• @AllonzeeLV
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      161 year ago

      All knowing, all powerful, all wise… JUST CAN’T HANDLE MONEY!

      • Carlin didn’t do this one, but I always liked the joke about the three religious leaders talking about how they’re going to divide up their collection money and one of them says “I just throw it all up into the air. Whatever God catches, he can keep.”

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            Everyone takes offense to Fisher Stevens’ offensive brownface act.

            I take offense to the suggestion that such a shitty joke can be used to guage self awareness.