Dad JokesEnglish · 6 days ago

I got my paycheck in the mail today, but the envelope was just full of parsley…

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I got my paycheck in the mail today, but the envelope was just full of parsley…

Dad JokesEnglish · 6 days ago

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I think my wages were garnished.

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