oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month agoWe're doing resumes now?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
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minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI applied for Subway in high school. The application asked what qualities I had that made me right for the position of sandwich artist. My dad quipped “opposable thumbs,” so I wrote it. I was not hired. The end.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThey only hire raccoons that have hands, but not thumbs over there.
I applied for Subway in high school. The application asked what qualities I had that made me right for the position of sandwich artist. My dad quipped “opposable thumbs,” so I wrote it. I was not hired. The end.
They only hire raccoons that have hands, but not thumbs over there.