Nonsensical? Ludicrous? I’m deeply offended by your unpatriotic rantings, you communist coward. It is, by far, the most efficient system… for siphoning money into the pockets of the already rich, who deserve every penny.
You just need to work harder at pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. You may think you have grit, determination, and intelligence but clearly you don’t have enough of any of those things because, if you did, you’d have managed to be born to rich, connected parents.
Boot straps are now made of cotton candy and melt upon touching them, they’re subscription based, and the boot strap factory was moved abroad in the 80s under Reagan and now the bootstrap parts are put together and packaged and sold by ai robots, but you’re gonna get a data center and flock cameras in your bathroom and kitchen and living room and car soon, so that’s nice.
Nonsensical? Ludicrous? I’m deeply offended by your unpatriotic rantings, you communist coward. It is, by far, the most efficient system… for siphoning money into the pockets of the already rich, who deserve every penny.
You just need to work harder at pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. You may think you have grit, determination, and intelligence but clearly you don’t have enough of any of those things because, if you did, you’d have managed to be born to rich, connected parents.
Boot straps are now made of cotton candy and melt upon touching them, they’re subscription based, and the boot strap factory was moved abroad in the 80s under Reagan and now the bootstrap parts are put together and packaged and sold by ai robots, but you’re gonna get a data center and flock cameras in your bathroom and kitchen and living room and car soon, so that’s nice.