• Zorque
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    10 days ago

    Captain, he did a spinny thing and it somehow blocked the wide beam even though that makes no logical sense!

    Kirk: Fiendish, we’re dealing with the worst kind of opponent… fantasy bullshit

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        10 days ago

        IMO, Kirk’s plot offense is stronger than a Jedi’s plot defense.

        Spock: “I scanned their weapons with my tricorder and adjusted my communicator to remotely disable their plasma sword.”

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          Captain, one of their directors decided he wanted a completely out of character scene at the beginning of his movie and now they can literally hold energy mid-air as an afterthought.

          Never underestimate the amount you can get away with fantasy bullshit.

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            Now they’re holding our entire ship from space and crash landing it at us!