Full title: Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified from joining the bureau.
Full title: Patel’s FBI Lowers the Bar for Applicants With Checkered Pasts | Applicants who have hired prostitutes, stolen from employers, or engaged in bestiality may no longer be automatically disqualified from joining the bureau.
Ok, sounds good
Sure, reasonable enough, I guess
Hold the fuck up
These are confessions.
To be fair, bestiality isn’t something the FBI typically investigates. Unless the animal crosses state lines, then they end up investigating people like Stormy Daniels for fucking Trump.
Who knows, maybe these new bestiality people will be able to help the FBI agents who can be regularly heard shouting, “fucking Trump!”