Not The OnionEnglish · 3 days ago

Pabst Blue Ribbon asks thief to return truck stolen in Montclair with 40,000 pounds of beer inside

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Pabst Blue Ribbon asks thief to return truck stolen in Montclair with 40,000 pounds of beer inside

Not The OnionEnglish · 3 days ago

A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever.

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Good thing the truck doesn’t have GPS tracking, or something.

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