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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago

Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago
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    “These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!”

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      Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.

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        A luxury! We had to make do with broken glass and vinegar.

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          Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.

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      Mother fucker, is the bidet a joke to you?!

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